Tidying out my room - found some craps and doodles from creative writing unit at uni. My attempt at a comical "England" themed poem.
CCTV, ADHD;
Anti-Social Behaviour made to order
Shuns for teenage mums:
'Here's one I made earlier'
Gypsy Caravans transform
into Optimus Prime for screaming kids
More Albert Square than Trafalgar
Neapolitan ice cream in red, blue and green,
On Earl Grey days with
Tea and ham both boiled
Ah! Bisti best-o lets get pissed-o
Man's best friend: Dog-eared, rat-arsed, in the cat's pjamas
is chucking up on the stairs.